Please god, say it isn't so

I must stop reading blogs. My friend has fun lil' blog, A Babe in Oakland, and she posted the most awful news ever.

John Mayer is apparently dating Jessica Simpson.

Sweet Jesus. I may have to give up my tickets to his show. I may have to boycott his new album. It's true the man has terrible but consistent taste in women: short, vapid, musically inclined, and I guess busty, as evidenced by his relationships with Jennifer Love Hewitt, Vanessa Carlton, and now Jessica Simpson. My thoughts are he's so insecure that he feels the need to be the smart one in the relationship. But, hell, John - I'm all but one of those things. I can show you that a woman with brains isn't scary. Please, leave the bimbettes behind.

My fantasy life is ruined.