Eeyore! I love it! Sorry, not loving that you have to put up with a boss who is sometimes Eeyore, but that somebody else out there calls whiny people Eeyores. Cheer up about the tiny baby. Small is cute (especially in your case). I'm with team 1st percentile too (0.01st percentile for height, got a short fat midget on our hands). It's fun telling people that we have a newborn prodigy who is incredibly interactive and advanced.