ext_301830 ([identity profile] amyura.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] theatokos 2010-08-06 01:01 pm (UTC)

Yeah, we're getting Shaq.

True story: I had a "boyfriend" in preschool. Then I saw Larry Bird on TV and told my parents I was dumping my boyfriend in favor of Larry Bird. My now-ex told me, "Amy, that guy you're gonna marry, I'm gonna punch him." I went home crying and my mom explained to me that a four-year-old boy couldn't reach Larry Bird to punch him.

And then I ended up marrying a guy who looks an awful lot like Larry Bird's nonathletic twin.

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