I wouldn't dismiss the idea out of hand. I can't think of anything too terrible babies are modeled for. Diet pills? Cigarettes? Nope. Maybe you can land a spot with Pampers and use the money to buy cloth diapers.

If you want to look into it, see if a place will let you watch a shoot. That'll give you a much better idea of what environment you'd be putting Bennett into. Ask to talk to other parents whose babies model for them. If they won't put you in touch, then that says something right there.

I hear you on consent, but we're talking about someone who doesn't consent to sleeping through the night or wiping his own bum, either. No one on the street will ever recognize him. His political career will not be ruined by the discovery of a clip of his playing with his toes.

Fuck the patriarchy and the advertising industry and all, but how about letting _them_ support _you_ for a change?