Massive morning rant

[theatokos]

I am so disgusted with Alaska right now. I can't believe Alaskans are still choosing Stevens and Young! And Palin!! Oh my god, I'm moving back to Alaska and running for Governor. I can't shoot a moose but I can clean a salmon AND I can name nearly all the countries in Africa and I definitely know my North American countries. Thank you, Economist and National Geographic for making me smarter than Alaska's governor and possible 2012 presidential candidate. Maybe if I lose some weight, get a nice suit and have 4 more kids I can run for president in 2016!!

Hell, I'm a maverick. With my syncretistic religious views and queer politics and undeclared political status, I am SUCH a maverick. Oh and let's not forget my rabid feminism - that would be maverick in current politics!

Sheesh. Alaska, you're breaking my heart.

Comments

[said-by-me.livejournal.com]

Yes but are you willing to wave to the Russians every morning from your backyard?

[ewigweibliche.livejournal.com]

If all I have to do is wave, yes, I'd do it!

Sadly, I'd piss off too many people. THAT would be maverick-y, but complete political death.

[automata.livejournal.com]

You know how effed up it is up here, especially in places like Wasilla . . .

[miss-ogyny.livejournal.com]

or Fairbanks.

[amyura.livejournal.com]

But.....you mean Africa isn't a country?