Need a break?

[theatokos]

Let me provide you with the perfect coffee break. While you sit at work or at home while your babies are napping, please read the following blurb and try not to laugh so hard you snort your coffee.

It's decorative gourd season, motherfuckers.

I shall sit here eating the best chocolate chip cookies I've ever had (thanks, Briwsion!*) and drinking tea. While my baby naps.


*pronounced, more or less, like BREW-sha; it's the local ass-kicking bakery

Comments

LOL!

[honeyrider.livejournal.com]

i did indeed snort my coffee.

[snowcalla.livejournal.com]

Thank you for that! Loved it!

[imp-of-satan.livejournal.com]

Goodness gracious, I am overcome with autumn cheer! Thanks!

[amyura.livejournal.com]

That was fucking awesome.