Please god, say it isn't so

[theatokos]

I must stop reading blogs. My friend has fun lil' blog, A Babe in Oakland, and she posted the most awful news ever.

John Mayer is apparently dating Jessica Simpson.

Sweet Jesus. I may have to give up my tickets to his show. I may have to boycott his new album. It's true the man has terrible but consistent taste in women: short, vapid, musically inclined, and I guess busty, as evidenced by his relationships with Jennifer Love Hewitt, Vanessa Carlton, and now Jessica Simpson. My thoughts are he's so insecure that he feels the need to be the smart one in the relationship. But, hell, John - I'm all but one of those things. I can show you that a woman with brains isn't scary. Please, leave the bimbettes behind.

My fantasy life is ruined.

Comments

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[robroys.livejournal.com]

I heard she was dating that crappy HBO comedian from Tourgasm...Dane Cook.

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[ewigweibliche.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I try to ignore all of this stuff. I really have no idea what's going on. But, the tabloids suggest..... and if they say it, it must be true!

[alizarin71.livejournal.com]

He doesn't deserve you. But, hey, if he comes back to you, he's yours. If not ... it was never meant to be.

[ewigweibliche.livejournal.com]

Well, now that he's chosen Jessica there's jsut no way I can take him back. Fantasy or no fantasy. He's blown it. He'll just never know what's he's missed.