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The new rule for Christmas 2009
Nov. 25th, 2009 11:12 amCourtesy of shitmydadsays:
"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."
Pretty much, yup.
But. I also think that kids who are still in diapers don't care about Christmas presents (you can wrap up and empty box and it's THE BEST GIFT EVER). It's the adults who are so busy taking care of the poopy pants that need the pick me up. 'What about the children?' No, what about the stressed out, over tired parents?
So is it gifts for the mamas and papa, or gifts for the wee ones? We can't afford both. The 10 and 4 year old nieces win though, because they fall into neither category.
"Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."
Pretty much, yup.
But. I also think that kids who are still in diapers don't care about Christmas presents (you can wrap up and empty box and it's THE BEST GIFT EVER). It's the adults who are so busy taking care of the poopy pants that need the pick me up. 'What about the children?' No, what about the stressed out, over tired parents?
So is it gifts for the mamas and papa, or gifts for the wee ones? We can't afford both. The 10 and 4 year old nieces win though, because they fall into neither category.